The worst thing about it not being hockey season is when you have a horrible day and all you wanna do is curl up and watch hockey but you can’t.
watching the leafs is usually what makes my day horrible but yeah I see where you were going with this
The Flyers third jersey better be black. And have laces. Or I will revolt.
- Normal teenage girls: obsessed with One Direction, Justin Bieber, etc.
- Me: "Hi, I'd like a nice big platter of hockey players please. Thanks."
- Okay what part of finding professional athletes attractive makes you an abnormal teenage girl